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The Price

Chapter: 3/?
Pairing: Lord Cutler Beckett/Captain Jack Sparrow
Rating: R for this chapter
Summary: It's just... good business.
Disclaimer: Disney probably didn't write this.
Notes: It took me ages to get back to this after writing the first two chapters, sorry to everyone who was waiting. I'm really looking to improve my writing, so concrit is very welcome :)
Previous chapters: One Two

Which, thought Cutler, would probably account for the smell.Collapse )

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Cleanliness, Godliness, etc.


Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The ghost of PG Wodehouse told me to do it.
Author's Notelet: Just a little thing I wrote a while ago that I thought I'd post in honour of it being Stephen Fry weekend. I don't know where to go next with this, so any suggestions would be lovely.


People could go around for years believing that the way to eternal bliss lies in the skewering of small garden creaturesCollapse )

The Price

Chapter: 2/?
Pairing: Lord Cutler Beckett/Captain Jack Sparrow
Rating: PG-13 for this chapter
Summary: It's just... good business.
Disclaimer: Disney probably didn't write this.
Notes: If it wasn't full of anachronisms, it wouldn't be true to canon.
Feedback: Is like cookies to me.
Previous Chapter: One


And frankly, it itched like the Dickens.Collapse )

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The Price

Chapter: 1/?
Pairing: Lord Cutler Beckett/Jack Sparrow
Rating: G for this chapter
Summary: It's just... good business.
Disclaimer: Disney probably didn't write this.
Feedback: Is like cookies to me.


And tea, he thought dreamily. Always tea.Collapse )

So That's What 1667 Feels Like

Summary: Getting drunk is so much more fun if you don't have to drink
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Author's Notelet: I was inspired by watching Brainiac last night for this fic. I'm also going to do NaNoWriMo this year, so I wanted to see what it felt like to write 1667 words of a story in one day, without self-editing or any kind of beta.
Rating: PG-13 for sexual situations

My Sirius is a genius, so genius is my Sirius, if he was not a genius, he would not be my Sirius!Collapse )

Comic Strip: Calculus

Summary: Howard and Vince... have a conversation.
Author's Notelet: In my world, they speak pseudo-maths.



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Comic Strip: At least I'm not gay

Summary: The Greenwing folks have only one thing to say to Guy.
Author's Notelet: Yes, Martin is only wearing one shoe. And the spoons disappear. They're magic spoons.




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Jeeves and the Strenuous Negotiation

Summary: What might have happened in 1x05 "Brinkley Manor" at some point.
Rating: PG-13 for slight sexual overtones. Or undertones. Or just tones.
Author's Notelet: I have no idea why this fic... happened. Ever. Inbreeding, clearly.


I don't suppose you're in the mood for a spot of fellatio?Collapse )
Summary: Bertie has thought of a fun game.
Author's (extensive) notelet:
  • My apologies if the colours are a bit funny, everything looks weird on my laptop screen when compared to normal screens.
  • I don't know if "french letter" is a euphemism that everyone will know, but it means "condom", okay?
  • Body bases by Wayuki.
  • I couldn't resist putting Jeeves in his little black sleevey things. They're just so cool
  • A giant tub of Bryllcream to anyone who can name all the items Jeeves produces.




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Summary: Watson has lost something very important to him. Perhaps Holmes can help him locate it.



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