Pairing: Lord Cutler Beckett/Captain Jack Sparrow
Rating: R for this chapter
Summary: It's just... good business.
Disclaimer: Disney probably didn't write this.
Notes: It took me ages to get back to this after writing the first two chapters, sorry to everyone who was waiting. I'm really looking to improve my writing, so concrit is very welcome :)
Previous chapters: One Two
( Which, thought Cutler, would probably account for the smell. )
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The ghost of PG Wodehouse told me to do it.
Author's Notelet: Just a little thing I wrote a while ago that I thought I'd post in honour of it being Stephen Fry weekend. I don't know where to go next with this, so any suggestions would be lovely.
( People could go around for years believing that the way to eternal bliss lies in the skewering of small garden creatures )
Chapter: 2/?
Pairing: Lord Cutler Beckett/Captain Jack Sparrow
Rating: PG-13 for this chapter
Summary: It's just... good business.
Disclaimer: Disney probably didn't write this.
Notes: If it wasn't full of anachronisms, it wouldn't be true to canon.
Feedback: Is like cookies to me.
Previous Chapter: One
( And frankly, it itched like the Dickens. )
Chapter: 1/?
Pairing: Lord Cutler Beckett/Jack Sparrow
Rating: G for this chapter
Summary: It's just... good business.
Disclaimer: Disney probably didn't write this.
Feedback: Is like cookies to me.
( And tea, he thought dreamily. Always tea. )
Summary: Getting drunk is so much more fun if you don't have to drink
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Author's Notelet: I was inspired by watching Brainiac last night for this fic. I'm also going to do NaNoWriMo this year, so I wanted to see what it felt like to write 1667 words of a story in one day, without self-editing or any kind of beta.
Rating: PG-13 for sexual situations
( My Sirius is a genius, so genius is my Sirius, if he was not a genius, he would not be my Sirius! )
Summary: Howard and Vince... have a conversation.
Author's Notelet: In my world, they speak pseudo-maths.
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Summary: The Greenwing folks have only one thing to say to Guy.
Author's Notelet: Yes, Martin is only wearing one shoe. And the spoons disappear. They're magic spoons.
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Summary: What might have happened in 1x05 "Brinkley Manor" at some point.
Rating: PG-13 for slight sexual overtones. Or undertones. Or just tones.
Author's Notelet: I have no idea why this fic... happened. Ever. Inbreeding, clearly.
( I don't suppose you're in the mood for a spot of fellatio? )
Summary: Bertie has thought of a fun game.
Author's (extensive) notelet:
- My apologies if the colours are a bit funny, everything looks weird on my laptop screen when compared to normal screens.
- I don't know if "french letter" is a euphemism that everyone will know, but it means "condom", okay?
- Body bases by Wayuki.
- I couldn't resist putting Jeeves in his little black sleevey things. They're just so cool
- A giant tub of Bryllcream to anyone who can name all the items Jeeves produces.
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Summary: Watson has lost something very important to him. Perhaps Holmes can help him locate it.
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Rating: PG-13 for bad words
Author's Notelet: A bit of silliness. Quite short. Humour.
( Ow, ow, ow, owwwwwwie, owie, ouuuch. )
Summary: Sirius gets Remus to tell him a bedtime story
Rating: G
Author's Notelet: My friend Jo's teddy bear is named Michael. Sirius' is called Padfoot, in case you were wondering, but I had to write that bit out 'cause it didn't fit. Blame a week of reading fairy stories for this.
Oh, and I dare one of you to read it to your children (without the interjections of conversation, obviously). Go on, I DARE you.
( Remus adored bedtime... )
Summary: Remus plays nursemaid
Rating: PG-13 for naughty language
Author's Notelet: In 'The Talented Mr. Ripley' there's always the impression of gayness and couple-ness without it being explicit. So, here's my attempt at something similar. Only fluffy.
( 'Bugger bugger arse arse arse bugger' )
Summary: Sirius has weird fantasies.
Rating: PG-13 for sexual suggestiveness
Author's Notelet: I have no idea why I wrote this.
( 'I said no, Pads!' )
Summary: The pups have a fluffy time
Rating: PG for some mild naughty words
Author's Notelet: Ever since I saw The Talented Mr Ripley I've been trying to get a story with the same feeling of couple-ness without actual kissing. I have failed utterly, and am continuing to do so, but I do like this one...
( It is, of course, a Christmas story. )
Word count: 100 (some of which, admittedly, aren't real words)
Rating: G
Feedback: is the light of my life
Disclaimer: I AM JK Rowling and I DO own these characters. Honestly.
( a tiny valentine's day drabble )
Summary: It's Christmas time, and Yule Logs are eaten.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Flangst!
Author's Notelet: And no, I haven't read the book. Yet.
( Sirius Black has a smile that could stun a first-year at a hundred paces. )
Summary: Dancing is bad. Sometimes, it can be very, very good.
Rating: PG/PG-13? I don't know.
Author's Notelet: Mmm, singing. I really can't write Hagrid-speech. Bleargh.
( I'm Sirius Black, heartbreaker. )
Summary: Sirius has been set up. But with whom?
Rating: R for Sirius' naughty language.
Author's Notelet: getting over the flu. writing slash = entirely necessary for recovery. right?
I stole someone's idea for the whole list thing - mucho sorry, I just thought it was a nice thought ^_^ (and very organised)
( 'You are the twattiest twat that ever twatted, did you know that?' )
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